Ladies and Gentlemen, Good Evening. Welcome to Midnight's Cabaret. I am the Master of Ceremonies, your humble host - Midnight.
Oh, we have a feast of red-lit sensual delights planned for you tonight! Do you want thrills, chills and spills? We have them. Do you want music, magic and mystery? We have them all.
Do you want girls? We have girls. Lots and lots of girls.
Come One, Come All!